1/ A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

2/ Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

3/ Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

4/ Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

5/ There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

6/ Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space....... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

7/ Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

8/ On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

9/ And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Derrick aka "handsome boy"

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